"呵(hē )呵(🐒)，沙(shā )发！还行(🛤)吧，就是搞(gǎ(🍲)o )笑！于我而言(yá(🆙)n )，假！"

人设有问(⛹)题——女主(🤗)(zhǔ )刚开片是个(🏺)欠(qiàn )透的公(💏)主病女，然后(🍤)(hòu )这个bitch刚到男(🎊)主家住一(yī(🏞) )天第二天早(🥖)上(shàng )起床就(jiù(📴) )会和气的说(🌾)话(huà )了？难(🐕)(nán )道男主晚上(🕢)夜(yè )访给她(🌯)(tā )整舒服了(🐄)🍺不(bú )痒了公(🔘)(gōng )主病就好(📿)了？还有男(📋)(ná(😦)n )主是个比吴(🎪)京(jīng )🐮的圣(👡)(shèng )母，我真的(🌩)没(🚯)(méi )见过这(zhè(🔺) )个等级的瞎(🚢)子(zǐ )，女主(zhǔ )这(🥐)么丑也把他(🐯)(tā )眼睛吸(xī(📢) )得死死的——(📷)也许是(shì )因(🀄)为丫25了还是(😿)(shì )个处男着急(🤶)透🍺🐎破(pò(🏽) )处？

"一个个(👫)丑得像鞋(xié )底(👚)子似的还拍(🏗)(pāi )你妈逼(bī(🍿) )啊"

"主妇很威武(👤)(wǔ )！"

"整个(gè )系(🏏)列，都不得(dé(😱) )不看"

"还(hái )行已(🌧)收录。"

"什(shí )么(🏌)感人(rén )的烂(💳)片(🍦)啊。。。不过(guò )女(🚝)主还是很正(🖼)(zhèng )就是了(le )"

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"同(🏹)样(🔫)看五分钟(zhō(💟)ng )就弃了(le )"

"家庭(🤐)小温情"