Dave Stimple, an unfocused mattress store owner, is having issues connecting with everyone around him. He arrives at the shop one morning to find the local health and safety people have shut him down. Bugs, huge bed bugs and lots of complaints are cited as the reason. Dave is really confused and his relationships with his wife, friends, and his own humanity seem to be devolving and increasingly distracting anomalies begin to take over his reality. But his issues may not be as internal as they seem.

大龄(lí(🍜)ng )未婚青(🐷)(qīng )年：麦圣(shèng )男（(👧)于(yú )谷鸣饰）、(🔐)魏(😫)唯（王钰(yù )饰）(🚒)和(hé )韩(❕)笑（唐(táng )昕）在(zà(🉐)i )假期聚(jù )首，三人(🎫)(ré(🕺)n )为了给(gěi )前去参(🛳)加音乐(📸)交(📑)流赛的夏小亦(yì(🉐) )（美加佳(jiā )饰）(👨)凑(🕷)(còu )应援团(tuán )，在“出(🧙)(chū )租情(🐘)侣(💚)(lǚ )”的网店下了订(👍)单。机场内一(yī )番啼(📘)笑(xiào )皆(🤾)非的“认亲(💩)”后，一(yī(💲) )行(👈)人踏上(shàng )了前往(🚧)威海的旅程。旅行中(🍬)，中韩混(🏉)(hún )血吉秀贤(xián )（袁(🍓)昊(hào )饰）对(duì )韩(🗯)笑(😸)暗生(shēng )好感，但心(📔)思细腻(😂)的他发现，其实麦(mà(🚸)i )圣男与韩(hán )笑情(🐓)愫(🅾)(sù )已生，只欠东风(🥉)(fēng )，凭着(🅾)(zhe )极(💽)高的职业操守，他(🚛)决定暗中(zhōng )推波(🌘)助(🎮)澜(lán )，上演(yǎn )一出(🙀)动(dòng )人(🐋)心(🤨)弦的(de )攻爱大(dà )计(🤙)划。几番起伏曲折，圣(🔖)男终(zhō(🛥)ng )于鼓起(qǐ )勇气浪(📠)漫(🕒)(màn )告白，赢得了韩(🤥)笑的“美人心”。

Loosely following a traditional Passover Seder, events from the Book of Exodus are retold by Moses, Aharon, the Angel of Death, Jesus, and the director's own father. But there's another side to this story: that of the Goddess, humankind's original deity. Seder-Masochism resurrects the Great Mother in a tragic struggle against the forces of Patriarchy.

两个在(🙅)丹麦穷(📷)途末(mò )路的小(xiǎo )偷(🦒)古飞宇(yǔ )和贝永(🕞)(yǒ(🔇)ng )新，为(wéi )了还清黑(🔍)(hēi )帮老(🥟)大李的赌债，本想盗(🐑)走最(zuì )后一票(pià(🚉)o )却(🎌)卷入了(le )一场古(gǔ(👂) )堡遗产(🛷)(chǎ(🅰)n )争夺战中(zhōng )，遇到(🎱)(dào )了本以为是古(🍵)堡(🤩)合法继承人的(de )莫(🔐)巧雨。在(🏀)和(🐎)莫(mò )巧雨一(yī )起(🏯)躲避李(lǐ )的过程(ché(👯)ng )中发现(🐳)了古堡背后的秘(🧓)密(🕘)和莫(mò )巧雨真(zhē(📃)n )实的身份(fèn )。

Loosely following a traditional Passover Seder, events from the Book of Exodus are retold by Moses, Aharon, the Angel of Death, Jesus, and the director's own father. But there's another side to this story: that of the Goddess, humankind's original deity. Seder-Masochism resurrects the Great Mother in a tragic struggle against the forces of Patriarchy.

卢鹏(pé(🎴)ng )程，白天(📎)是普通(tōng )住宅小区(♊)里的保安，晚上是(🚔)酒(💓)(jiǔ )吧通宵(xiāo )驻唱(🔂)歌手(shǒ(🤼)u )。 卢鹏(péng )程对保(bǎo )安(🍃)工作毫(háo )无兴趣(🌖)，终(🌨)日在传达室里晕(📂)睡(shuì )、(🖇)补(🚈)觉(jiào )，甚至个(gè )性(🏐)自视(shì )清高，不爱与(💥)同(tóng )事(⏩)来往(wǎng )。 他(🙍)有一个(🎟)歌(🕧)手梦，但十年来(lá(🗒)i )，毫无进(jìn )展，反(fǎn )复(🌃)辗转(zhuǎ(😠)n )在三流酒(jiǔ )吧里驻(🌼)(zhù )唱，收入无法保(😰)障。保安工作(zuò )是他(🦏)难(nán )得(📀)找到的(de )一份有(yǒu )稳(📱)定收入，他认(rèn )为(🎦)白(🛋)天“清闲”的工作。 但(🚃)长(zhǎng )期(🕐)黑白(bái )颠倒的状(zhuà(🏠)ng )态和无(wú )法实现(🥘)(xià(🍵)n )梦想的压(yā )抑，令(🐫)他呈现(🥐)颓(🎒)废，尤其在三(sān )十(🌗)岁的(de )当天。 因(yīn )为卢(🐅)鹏(péng )程(🔲)的主(zhǔ )要(🌳)疏忽，盗(✅)窃(💄)贼(zéi )假扮搬家公(🗄)司，大白天搬空了(le )小(💪)区里的(😠)(de )一家住(zhù )户，刑(xíng )事(🐘)恶劣，住户损(sǔn )失(😑)惨重。卢鹏程面临被(🐚)辞退。当(👭)晚，在驻唱酒(jiǔ )吧内(😁)，女友李晓华送上(🛅)(shà(🏀)ng )三十岁的生日蛋(💴)糕，向卢(🍶)鹏程(chéng )求婚，卢鹏程(🎋)不(bú )仅回避(bì )，演(⛎)唱(🤭)(chàng )时与客人(rén )发(⚾)生暴力(🕥)冲(🍶)突，将怨气都发泄(✔)(xiè )在此。李晓华失(shī(👰) )望离开(💦)(kāi )，卢鹏(pé(👳)ng )程被酒(🍎)吧(🍹)(ba )辞退。 卢鹏程与李(⏲)晓华是大学同学。十(💺)年里，李(👢)晓华(huá )一度放(fàng )弃(📐)自我，在精神(shén )和(🎰)经济上支持卢鹏程(🆘)，等来的(🍉)(de )却是卢(lú )鹏程一次(🤯)(cì )又一次(cì )的追(🐴)梦(🍱)失(shī )败和回(huí )避(🕰)他们的(🕑)爱情。 第二天卢鹏程(🌌)(chéng )清醒后(hòu )，李晓(📆)华(💩)(huá )在卢鹏(péng )程家(🈶)里(lǐ )照(😿)顾(🌑)身体(tǐ )渐差的奶(🍥)奶，正式向卢鹏程提(🃏)(tí )出分(👱)手(shǒu )，卢鹏(🔅)程(chéng )依(💽)然(🥁)没(méi )有勇气(qì )挽(📨)回。 三(sān )十岁，像是所(🌠)有关于(📼)青春的热血都戛(jiá(📿) )然而止。 巧合的(de )是(🥣)政府(fǔ )组织了一(yī(🎡) )次社会(🏼)(huì )主义核心价值观(➡)原创歌曲歌手(shǒ(🦔)u )选(🏉)拔大(dà )赛，卢鹏(pé(🎒)ng )程百般(👜)(bān )斗争克服(fú )了亲(🍓)情(qíng )的变故，外界(🐹)舆(🐤)论的压力，对(duì )爱(🗳)父母(mǔ(♑) )爱(🎎)情的憧(chōng )憬，自(zì(👮) )己婚姻(yīn )渴望在决(😜)(jué )赛中(🐒)一举成名(🍁)，最终收(♉)获(😯)了美(měi )丽的妻(qī(😁) )子李晓华(huá )。