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Juanita, a loud 35 year old mulata, returns to her homeland to spend Christmas with their loved ones along with 350,000 Dominicans living abroad. She does not come alone, she's accompanied by Mariano, a rough Spanish man much older than her, he's anxious to get to know this island where you can sow 365 days a year. Mariano has decided for the first time in his life to take a risk, he sells his share of the land in Burgo de Osma to a brother and helps Juanita pay for the mortgage of her house in Santo Domingo just when she was about to lose it to the bank. Upon arrival, Juanita confesses she has two children, Mariano confesses in return to have taken advantage of her illegal status in order to get her to stay with him. Amidst these confessions the avalanche of family and friends falls on them, among them is Jairo, the father of her children, a typical 30 year old street wise Dominican who looks at him with jealousy. What Juanita did not confess to Mariano is that she has allowed Jairo to stay at her house to help with the children. Juanita and Mariano, who while being in Spain clung to each other like two castaways to a raft, will try not to drown in Santo Domingo.

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1995年(🌻)(nián )，Jonas是个躲(duǒ )在(zài )柜中的14岁男孩，他(🥅)对(🎏)英(🛤)俊潇洒(🌘)(sǎ )的(de )同学Nathan一(yī )见(jiàn )钟情，尤(➡)其对Nathan桀(😨)骜(🏈)不驯的一面又(yòu )爱(ài )又怕。18年后，三(🐻)十(🐄)而立的(📽)Jonas已(🛵)是风流倜傥(tǎng )的(de )熟男，却仍在寻找(🕥)人(📦)生平衡(🗒)点(diǎn )，因为挥(huī )之(zhī )不去的回忆阴(🥋)影(⛸)，他回到睽违(wéi )已久的家(jiā )乡(xiāng )，试(🕊)图(🦏)在每个(💶)记(🏒)忆角落，寻找(zhǎo )早(zǎo )已失去(qù )的(de )线(🈸)索(🍊)、14岁的(🚯)自己，以及他曾经(jīng )爱(ài )过的那(nà(🚮) )个(🏕)(gè(👰) )男孩…(💏)

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又到了年末，阿(ā )呆和阿(ā )瓜(guā )像(🌠)所(🤚)有(🥉)人一样(📪)，开始为圣诞节(jiē )及(jí )新年(👜)PARTY做(zuò )准(🚰)(zhǔ(👄)n )备，但是，作为这个世界上动手(shǒu )能(🤤)(né(🖨)ng )力最(zuì(🔝) )强(🌩)(qiáng )的小发明家，怎么能跟普通人一(👺)(yī(🕉) )样(yàng )来(😻)装扮(bàn )自己的院子和房子呢？于(📷)是(❤)，两(liǎng )个(gè(🚯) )好朋友(yǒu )开动脑筋，对自(🈴)己(🕓)的家(jiā(🤔) )展(🆑)开了不(bú )一(yī )样的改造，当然，他们(🤖)也(🥃)没有(yǒ(🌻)u )忘记帮自(zì )己(jǐ )的好朋友选一件(🤸)“最(👻)好(🎆)的礼物(🍃)(wù )”。