1891年(nián )，后印象(🏬)派(🏜)(pài )大(🎇)师(shī )保(🤑)(bǎo )罗·高更在(zài )巴黎(lí )的(🆗)艺术圈(✂)已小(🥉)(xiǎ(👌)o )有名(míng )气，但为文明(míng )社会的虚(🚢)伪(📙)与矫(😊)情(qíng )感到厌烦。对于原(yuán )始世界的(🔃)渴(🚮)望驱(🍕)使(shǐ )他(🈁)离开家中妻小，来到南太平(🚆)洋的大(🈳)(dà )溪地(🐫)；准备好为追(zhuī )寻已久的(🤧)自然(🥅)、(🏧)野(yě(😛) )性(🦎)、纯粹的生(shēng )活与(yǔ )创作环境(👎)牺(🎛)牲(shē(⚫)ng )一切(qiē )。忍受着经济(jì )上的(de )贫困和(💇)精(😾)神(shé(🐰)n )上(shàng )的(📡)孤寂，高更走(zǒu )进(jìn )丛林深(🤚)处，认识(🖖)(shí )了(🐄)(le )当(🔵)地的毛利(lì )人，邂逅了原住民(mí(💂)n )女(🧚)孩(há(❄)i )德胡拉；一段(duàn )三角关係也若隐(👅)若(👩)(ruò )现(🏴)地缓缓(🦆)浮出。这(zhè )座远方岛屿彷佛(🤲)是(shì )他(🦍)灵魂的(🎰)故土，此(cǐ )处充满生命力的(🌽)人(ré(😛)n )物(👠)面貌(🕕)与(💅)地景线条(tiáo )都成为他的缪思，激(🏫)发(👮)他创(🐓)作出(chū )艺术(shù )生涯中最具标(biāo )志(🚰)性(🅿)(xìng )的(😅)大师之(🚬)作。

故事(shì )讲述年轻记(jì )者(📉)(zhě )杰伊(🚝)·巴(🧕)哈(⚾)杜尔(ěr )(彼(bǐ )得斯饰)偶然(rán )遇到(🌴)(dà(🚱)o )曾(cé(🔓)ng )经叱咤风云(yún )的战(zhàn )地记者(帕西(🚎)诺(🌩)(nuò )饰(⛱))。在一番沟通后(hòu )，他选择前往索马(😼)(mǎ )里采(🕠)访。

Laura and Ryan are perfect for each other: they both love Meryl Streep, have been totally destroyed by previous relationships, and they have no idea what they are supposed to do tonight. They also both know that they'll have to pretend to be completely different to how they've ever been previously, in the hope of getting it right this time. How bad can a second date really go and what is there to lose? Ryan and Laura are about to find out.

城市(😆)里出(chū )现了一群怪鸟，他(tā(🍘) )们开(🎵)始(✔)筑巢(😢)，而(🕘)人(rén )们被慢慢的吸引到(dào )巢里(🌓)居(🔼)住。

Office misfit Darlene Henderson, AKA "Kitty", takes her cat obsession to perverted and supernatural places, dragging her hapless co-workers John and Janine down dark and feral alleyways of murder and lust.

青(🔱)龙集(jí )团董事长过世后，给青龙集(🌎)团(😮)太(tà(😽)i )子爷(yé(🙈) )留下了镇帮之(zhī )宝：一支(➰)可以号(💍)令(lìng )整(📉)个(gè )青龙集团所(suǒ )有(yǒu )人的大(🉐)哥(🤹)大手(🦒)提(tí )电(diàn )话。一日，太子(zǐ )爷(yé )独自(👎)去(👓)按摩(😤)(mó )院按(àn )摩，青龙公司(sī )一群(qún )起(🏠)了异心(🍐)的小(xiǎ(👛)o )人得到消息后，来(lái )到按摩(🥅)院准(⛳)备(🐐)劫持(⛽)(chí(🔍) )太子爷，夺走可以(yǐ )号令青龙公(🍎)司(👙)上下(✝)(xià )的大哥大，欲控制(zhì )整个青龙集(👽)团(🍾)。哪(nǎ(🏝) )知阴差(🦆)阳错将身怀(huái )太极推拿绝(👒)技(jì )、(👳)胸(xiōng )有(😏)大志，却因(yīn )低微(wēi )的工作被周(🕞)(zhō(🌏)u )遭(zā(😑)o )人嫌(xián )弃的按摩师(shī )阿(ā )宝当成(🥌)了(🏼)太子(🤜)爷(yé )并(bìng )将其绑架。阿宝(bǎo )乘(chéng )乱(📡)逃出后(🖐)，去找(zhǎ(👅)o )女朋友阿朵，不料阿朵父亲(🕴)因欠(qià(🚁)n )人钱(🌀)，被(🧞)白虎帮挟(jiā )持，阿宝答应三天(tiā(✊)n )内(🎋)替阿(💑)朵救出父亲(qīn )。阿宝、阿朵以及(jí(🎎) )真(🐌)正的(🕐)太子爷(🕊)策划(huá )了一场一箭双雕的(🗯)(de )好戏，却(😶)上演了(👾)一(yī )场又一场啼笑(xiào )皆非(fēi )的(🤐)“闹(🤴)剧”，一(⚪)边(🧦)(biān )是青龙集团(tuán )错(cuò )认阿宝为(📳)太(➿)子爷(🐩)(yé )，一边是阿宝错认(rèn )为(wéi )这是未(⚪)来老(lǎ(🍲)o )丈人(ré(📊)n )的考题，将青(qīng )龙集(jí )团上(🙄)下骗得(🔤)团(tuá(🆑)n )团(⭐)转。阿宝和阿朵(duǒ )从合作布局，到(🎗)产(🔪)(chǎn )生(⛲)误会，到合力救(jiù )出阿朵的父亲，磨(🤚)(mó(💞) )难重(🧕)重，考验(🎢)不断(duàn )。剧情跌宕起伏、搞(🤽)笑逗逼(🌉)，按摩师(🏠)(shī )阿宝更是成为了承(chéng )载底层(👃)小(😤)人物(🛤)(wù(🍹) )英雄(xióng )情怀以及忠贞(zhēn )爱情(qí(💩)ng )的(👊)一代(🌫)了不(bú )起(qǐ )的“按摩侠”！